Completely Legitimate '39 Ford 

Kinja'd!!! "C62030" (c62030)
03/20/2016 at 18:57 • Filed to: None

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I don’t know whether to laugh or cry my eyes out.


DISCUSSION (13)

Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > C62030
03/20/2016 at 19:11

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Of all the starting points, a Lumina?

Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > C62030
03/20/2016 at 19:12

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Couldn’t he have at least started with a crappy Ford family beige box instead of a crappy Chevy family beige box?

Kinja'd!!! motorist > C62030
03/20/2016 at 19:16

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Wow, the fact that it’s actually being advertised as a 39 Ford/Mercury is a bit disturbing. Good luck with the sale...

Kinja'd!!! C62030 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/20/2016 at 19:18

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These really are not smart sellers.

Kinja'd!!! C62030 > Tekamul
03/20/2016 at 19:20

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Hey now, the Lumina had Chevy’s patented It’s-Kinda-Roundy-So-We’ll-Call-It-Futuristic™ design language that Ford totally didn’t copy for the Taurus.

Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > C62030
03/20/2016 at 19:26

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This almost looks like it could have been a lazy, mid to late ‘90s GM concept car. Holy crap - the ‘97 Reno/Tahoe show is coming up in two weeks and all our good stuff is booked, repaint those two cars from the ‘94 Detroit show and let’s make something out of this Lumina validation car we’ve got lying around. They wouldn’t really do that, but it has that sort of look to it.

Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > C62030
03/20/2016 at 19:27

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That’s like 10 minutes away from me. Maybe I’ll go check it out.

Kinja'd!!! C62030 > ranwhenparked
03/20/2016 at 20:40

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This could have been Chevy’s Prowler, only even worse.

Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > C62030
03/20/2016 at 20:48

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Fuck my fuckin’eyes! dammit, shit profanity seldom fails me, but seriously, what the fuck-ass-fuck?

Kinja'd!!! C62030 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
03/20/2016 at 20:51

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My sentiments exactly.

Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > C62030
03/21/2016 at 03:21

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kill it with fire!

Kinja'd!!! The Stig's former college room mate > C62030
03/21/2016 at 17:16

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I love how the the entire ad is written as if it really is a Mercury. No mention of the Lumina anywhere.

Kinja'd!!! C62030 > The Stig's former college room mate
03/21/2016 at 17:30

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That’s what amused me the most. Like they almost believed themselves.